IN ALL HONESTY

We want to let you know that we:

• do not supply tents that can never sustain wind damage;
• do not supply canvas that doesn’t discolour;
• do not supply cushions that are fully waterproof;
• do not supply wood that doesn’t warp;
• do not supply wood that never produces resin;
• do not supply wooden furniture that never has drought cracks;
• do not supply wooden furniture and walls that never have splinters.